A tough choice this time around for many. If you are on the fence, and don't pay much attention to politics, likely you are looking at Donald Trump as a rich bully, a degenerate slob who treats women poorly and buys his cement for all of his buildings from mobster Fat Tony Solerno. But he says he will build a wall, make Mexico pay for it, and kick out all the illegals. Sounds good, right? Or if not all good, at least OK.
Or maybe you are on the fence looking at Hillary Clinton, who mishandles classified secrets but was exonerated by the FBI. Her hubby is not much different than The Donald, and has treated women poorly in the past but when he was president, things were going well in the country. Most think she's a crook, but has never been arrested.
Who to choose, who to choose. If you vote for Hillary, she could keel over at any moment and lapse into a permanent coma. Or if you pull the lever for The Donald and he wins, billionaire Mark Cuban says the stock market will collapse.
It must be tough being on the fence. None of your choices sounds good, do they? My advice to you fence sitters is to not vote at all. Leave these grown up decisions to those who actually pay attention to things around us other than 'Dancing With The Stars,' and 'The Voice.'
We'll all be better off.
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I'm still mourning Al Franken's failed bid to get on one of the tickets.
I take my voting instructions from the Kardashians but this time around they are split with Papa going for Trump and the women going for the Bitch or Benghazi. That leaves me high-centered, trying to decide which way to cast my lot.
Fences make for sore asses and slow minds.
lol - Preach it, brother!
" My advice to you fence sitters is to not vote at all. Leave these grown up decisions to those who actually pay attention to things around us other than 'Dancing With The Stars,' and 'The Voice.' "
Best advice I've seen given in Decades. Maybe EVER !
Grunt: Former funny man Al Franken has to be the poster child of what we get when people who don't pay attention vote, and who only care about who the Bachelorette gives roses to each week.
LL: you are wise indeed, listening to the Kardashian way. It worked for OJ, didn't it?
Odie: that was in the old days. Nowadays, fence sitters mount Lay-Z-Boys on that fence, with built-in remotes for their DirecTV. No sore asses among them these days, no siree Bob. Slow minds? Well, you got me there....
Gorges: I take your comment as an 'amen.'
Fredd The Pious
Kid: I got plenty more advice where that came from. Buh-LIEVE you me.
And it's good advice, not the crappy stuff you get from Suze Orman.
I'd forgotten about Orenthal J. Simpson. Taking advice from OJ is always a great idea. And there's George Clooney, a Hollywood elite who is always brimming with political advice. But OJ and Clooney aside, who can ever overlook the fat film maker, Michael Moore?
As a former Hillary sex puppet, Yoko Ono always has sage advice. I think that I need to seek her out for her pearls of wisdom.
It's looking like the stock market is going to be weak over the next 6-7 weeks regardless. so mark a cuban and order up some cuban rum.
LL: yeah, you can't go wrong listening to OJ. Or Yoko. They know it all. And Michael Moore, the guy's got it all figured out.
Kid: naw, market jumps with a Trump win, and sinks with a Hillary win. You must be listening to Suze Orman again. Stop it.
LL - My advice is go with Cher. She's a genius of a 9th grade dropout and she has a boring monotone voice for singing as well.
Fredd, market gonna go before the election is done. I'll bet a penny on it.
Fredd, I don't want to offend your newfound piety but what irks me are these Ivory Tower Wonks in conservative Christian academia who won't vote Trump because he's venal -- read vulgar -- so they're in effect voting for Hillary. Who is a Satan from the Pit.
I'm disgusted by this in the same way that I am by Megynne Kelly and the rest of the goons in what I thought was a conservative movement to take down the rainbowcom Obama elitocracy. I guess I was wrong, it's all one Party after all.
That'd make DJT an Independent. I think I like that. So.
Pastor: my piety is not newfound. I've been pious for eons, and if you don't believe me, just ask me.
Yes, the pea brains on Fox News have lots of us on the right fooled. Megyn Kelly is simply a piece of, uh, work. She has a lot to learn on the way of the left from Sheppard Smith, though. Ol' Smitty is a leftie to the bone, and probably has a Che Guevara T-shirt on under his suit.
And there's Chris Wallace. He's a registered Democrat, did you know that, Pastor?
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