Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Plugs Biden throws hat into ring, (again)

This latest foray into presidential primaries will be Joe Biden's third time around.  First time in 1988, he garnered 1% or so before he was forced to drop out because of the negative coverage of his blatant plagiarism of other people's speeches.  Any Republican had done this, and their political careers would have been over forever.

Nope, not Lunch Bucket Joe Biden.  He threw his hat into the ring again in 2008, and again, got pounded by the heavyweights at the time (Barry Obama and Crooked Hillary).  Uptick on that campaign was getting the tap for Veep, where he had a subsequent run of 8 years of mediocrity and gaffes, which simply was an add on to his prior 40 years of public service consisting primarily of mediocrity and gaffes.  

What is different this time around?  Not one damn thing.  He's still a gaffe machine, still has no accomplishments to speak of, and now has 19 other candidates sniping at his piss poor 47 year record.  He will be lucky to make it out of this primary season unscathed, as he will surely be battered and bruised with his terrible record completely out there for Donald Trump to shred with glee in the general election.

But I do believe this goof ball will indeed be the last man standing on the Democrat side, as the other 19 idiots running against him are touting The Green New Deal, Medicare for All, Free College, and lately Reparations for Slavery - all serious deal killers for anybody seeking the Oval Office.

The Donald will have Four More Years.  

10 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

He is a distraction, IMO. I see Bernie. Four more years for President Trump, yea!

LL said...

Add to all that, Biden's new slogan is "Make America the way it Was", which is essentially MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Plagerism runs deep with Slow Joe.

He adds a lot of fun to the 'full' Democrat field.

Fredd said...

Fool: Bernie is a complete nut bag, it would be great to see him get the nod. He would lose worse than McGovern.

Fredd said...

Yes, full field is right; a complete and total roster of losers. As the late Babs Bush once said, it's a 'sorry lot' on the Dem bench.

Four more years. And you don't need to be Carnac The Magnificent to read these sheep entrails.

Kid said...

Well Done Fredd.

Fredd said...

Kid: thanks. Unless, of course, I miss the call and another idiot gets the nod. And there are 19 idiots to choose from.

Kid said...

Newt thinks it's going to be Harris. I think most of the dem voters don't believe the fringe people are electable, so here we are back at biden - as damaged and closet full as he is - seems the safest choice to them. And just like clinton, they could care less what he says or whether he can walk on two legs without massive assistance.

Fredd said...

Kid:
Harris is as fringe as they come. Reparations? Really?

Biden, as weak as he is as a candidate will get the tap.

And then it's Four More Years

LSP said...

Fredd, I really hope you're right, but what if Michelle decides to run? What then?

Terrifying prospect.

Fredd said...

Reverend: Michelle might run. And lose. What then?

And if she runs and wins, how bad could things get?

Yes, terrifying.