Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Why Liberals think Conservatives are Evil
But why would this be? It's simple, really: conservatives' views, if implemented via legislation, will significantly cramp a liberal's lifestyle.
And when a liberal's lifestyle is cramped, they consider whoever is doing the cramping to be flat out evil. Why else would somebody purposely cramp a liberal's activities? Nothing else explains this except the 'evil' theory.
Liberals truly believe that they should be allowed to do anything that feels good, regardless of the consequences. Liberals believe that all drugs should be legal, and if they really push hard, free. Liberals believe that anybody should be able to marry any thing, regardless of whether it be animal, vegetable or mineral, since why would anyone be against true love? If a liberal wants to marry a turnip, who is to stand in the way of their heart's desire?
Only evil sorts would want to inhibit this, obviously. And conservatives fit that bill. Just pure evil, these rotten jerks, standing in the way of true love. Speaking of true love, hard core liberals also believe that adults should be able to have sex with children, if it is in a truly loving relationship. NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association) is getting a bad rap owing to its opposition from conservatives, there they go again standing in the way of true love. How evil can you get, these liberals ask.
Of course, there's also the widely known fact that conservatives are just plain mean spirited and cruel when talking about wealth redistribution. These evil conservative jerks oppose having their money taken away from them via confiscatory taxation and given to those less fortunate. Can you believe how evil that is? Pure evil, the liberals say.
Just ask any average, any run of the mill liberal how evil conservatives are. And you don't need to hunt down a dyed-in-the-wool hard core liberal who brings three bean salad to all the liberal picnics to get this line of reasoning. Any old liberal who falls off a log truly thinks that conservatives are pure evil, the veritable spawn of Satan.
Conservatives are a bucket of cold water on their desires, a wet blanket on their wishes to be free. Those damn, rotten evil conservatives.