Monday, February 8, 2016

What will Bernie Sanders' 'free stuff for everybody' America look like?

Everybody loves something for free.  Things that are truly free, or in other words cost the consumer of that thing nothing, are in reality non-existent.

Nothing is free.  Not clean water, not clean air, not dirt, nothing. Somebody always pays for the stuff that others consider free.  But that never stops Bernie Sanders from offering free stuff for everybody when he's on the stump with a bull horn.

That always seems to work in politics: when candidates offer free this and free that, they tend to get a lot of votes.  And in the short term, the winning politician that promises all of this free stuff can indeed provide a lot of free stuff.  But that is in the short term only. Once the free stuff runs out (and it always does, since free stuff creates immediate and endless demand), then the politician is either out of office by that time, or he/she diverts attention from the end of the goodies to other considerations.

Bernie is offering free college for everybody.  But is college free? It is, if the recipient of the degree doesn't have to cough up any dough to get it.  Yes, it's free to that guy.  But what did it cost the rest of us?  Do professors provide their services to the universities for free?  Not on your life.  Do the janitors who swab out the hallways of these institutions work for nothing?  Not a chance.  How about the couple of million administrators who push pencils at these institutions, do they work for free?  Nope.  Somebody pays for all of this free education.  

And who would that be?  That would be the American tax payer, that's who pays for these things.  And if they don't cough up all of the money for free college, then the policians will borrow the rest to make up the difference, thus adding to our 19 Trillion dollar debt.

At some point, sooner or later, the flow of all of this free stuff (that's far from free) comes to an end.  What will life look like in the U.S. when that day comes?  It won't be pretty.  Everybody who has been promised all of this free stuff will get mighty irked.  

And if there are enough irked citizens whose free stuff no longer shows up at their doorstep are motivated to do something about it, that's when things will get pretty ugly.

The only result of these irked citizens who grab their pitchforks and torches and try and force the resumption of the flow of free stuff is conflict and destruction.  Just take a look at Greece, and the mobs in the streets demanding that their free stuff continue.  Things are getting nasty in Athens, and will only get nastier.  The free stuff over there is gone, never to return.  That realization is starting to hit the mobs, and they don't like it, not one bit.

Life in Bernie Sanders' 'free stuff for everybody' America will not exactly become a paradise on earth.  It will more closely resemble hell on earth, truth be known.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Bob Dole should just shut up

Former Senator Robert Dole (R-Ks) is at it again: raging against conservatism in favor of compromise with liberals.

He has been quoted lately as suggesting that 'Sen. Ted Cruz can't get along with anyone in his own party, how can we expect him to cross the aisle and get along with the opposition?'  I paraphrase here, but that's Bob Dole's opinion on how conservatives should operate: compromise with the other guys who want to destroy our country as it was founded.

WE DON'T WANT OUR GUY TO GET ALONG WITH THE OPPOSITION, BOB!!!

We want to defeat them, Bob. We want to beat them like a rented mule, we demand that we beat them like a red-headed step-child.  We want to drop Democrats like a bag of dirt, drop them like a bad transmission, or drop them like 3rd period French. We want to assign their horrible ideas to the dustbin of history.  We don't want someone in the White House who will make it a point to compromise with communists.  Like you did during your entire, wretched compromising career, Bob.

During his entire career, Bob Dole was famous for finding middle ground with Democrats who, as the majority party during Bob's entire career, crammed a big government socialist agenda down America's throats.  His main claim to fame was that he was part of all of this socialism, and that he mitigated what the Democrats wanted.

That is akin to an arsonist who wants to burn down the entire building, and Bob Dole steps in and agrees to let them burn down just half the building.  Or perhaps the bad guys want to pour a million gallons of arsenic into our water supply, and bold brave Bob Dole steps in and insists that only 500,000 gallons of arsenic be introduced into our water supply.  That's how you successfully govern, according to Bob Dole.

Screw you, Bob Dole.  You and your Rockefeller Wing of the Republican Party did this country great harm with your compromising with liberals.  We are in the shape we are now, primarily thanks to you and your pathetic philosophy of compromising with evil.

Sen. Ted Cruz will stand against the onslaught of liberalism to the best of his ability, and not compromise with it.  

Why don't you just shut up, Bob?

Friday, January 29, 2016

Exactly who died and made Iowans our 'King Makers?"

No, I did not watch the fifty-second Republican debate.  Why bother?  The positions and proposals of most of those candidates on that stage last night will be irrelevant here in Illinois, when we hold our Republican primary in March: Iowans will have determined which candidates that I can vote for, since mostly likely half of those guys on stage will be gone next week, and most of the rest of the pack will have been considered to be non-viable by our "King Makers" in Iowa.

And exactly why should Iowans have such power?  These rubes and hicks in Fly-Over Iowa would starve to death if it were not for Uncle Sam rigging the system so that all of their damn corn ends up in all of our gas tanks.  It's perhaps time that Iowans looked for honest work, rather than depend on government handouts to put bread on their tables.

These damn Iowans are the people that determine who I get to vote for.  They will have winnowed the field down to perhaps two guys by the time I see a primary ballot here in Illinois in March.  And maybe even one guy: Donald Trump.

Who died and made these Iowan socialists our "King Makers?"  Even the most hard core conservative in Iowa will caucus for the guy that promises to keep the pedal to the metal on ethanol subsidies.  Hardly the stuff of rock ribbed conservatives, if you ask me.  Let the market decide if ethanol is a viable form of energy (it isn't), rather than jam it down all of our throats via the ham fisted power of the U.S. federal government.

I am getting awfully tired of my western neighbors telling me who I am allowed to vote for as president.  They can't even get out of bed in the morning without government money thrown at them, the damn lazy socialist rubes.  To hell with those hayseed Iowan hicks, if you ask me.

We should hold our primaries nationwide on the same day, rather than allow a pack of commie pinkos in ethanol subsidy-addicted Iowa to decide our fates.




Tuesday, January 19, 2016

After the Apocalypse, at least preppers will dine on Beef Wellington

I couldn't help but shake my head after watching a commercial by Wise Food Storage warning me: "if you are not a prepper now, you will be..."

And they go on to extol the virtues of their emergency food supply products that have a shelf life of 25 years, and taste just like they were prepared by a gourmet chef, all in the comfort of your fortified bomb shelter.

What idiots they think we all are.  They continue their lecture to us 'future preppers:' "just because the world went to hell in an hand basket, that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy tasty meals."  

If you spend even one dime on their products, you are dumber than a bag of hammers.  Just take a second and think about what they are selling: comfort in the face of national chaos and destruction.  What on earth else can they sell you?  Bullet proof Faberge eggs?  Lava-proof hammocks?  Maybe designer gas masks, God knows you wouldn't want anyone to see you in one of those military issue gas masks, they are absolutely hideous, and mess up your hair when you wear them.  Oooh, ick.  

I have to hand it to Wise Food Storage, however.  They have learned at the feet of P.T. Barnum well: there's a sucker born every minute (yes, I know he didn't actually say that, but the myth bolsters my point, please bear with me).  There are always dummies out there who will buy anything that makes them feel more secure.

The nasty truth of how things will work out once the poop hits the fan is a far different future than these dopes who buy 25 years worth of food to put in their bomb shelter think.  

When civilization breaks down, and the mobs take to the streets, these dopes can't rely on their "KEEP OUT" signs hung on their doors.  Those doors will be kicked in by the mobs looking for food, weapons, ammunition, and anything else that you have.  And the likelihood that these dopey preppers will be the ones eating their delicious Wise Food Storage products is almost zero.  Whatever these idiots buy from Wise Food will almost certainly be consumed by someone they don't know.  I can virtually guarantee it.

Preppers who think that they can buy some guns and fortify their property are not thinking things through.  Yes, when the mobs come across the prepper, sure, this valiant survival expert might pick off a few of the mob.  That will only alert the remaining 10,000 scumbags in the mob that there is something inside that fortification worth defending.  This survival expert has to sleep at some point, and when that happens the mobs will pour in and that would be the end of the survival expert.  So much for his survival skills.  

Or even say that the brave survival expert stays awake forever and guns down every mob member he sees.  Eventually he will run out of ammo.  The mobs will not run out of scumbags.  He will get overrun, and his yummy Wise Food Storage portions of Steak Diane, Beef Tips in wine sauce and Beef Wellington will be feeding the mob that just took everything he had, including his life.

But at least he had the security of knowing that he had 25 years worth of tasty food at hand.  Too bad he probably never even ate a week's worth of it.

Saturday, January 9, 2016

Should the House of Saud fall...

...how will that affect American interests?  Great question, if you ask me.

If you ask President Obama, who has in all practical terms abandoned the Middle East, he will probably give some lame lip service as to how these events are up to the citizens of Saudi Arabia.

The Saudis, who are the Sunni Muslim super power in the region, have thrown down the gauntlet against the Shiite Muslim super power in the region, Iran.  With the U.S. firmly entrenched on the sidelines in the Middle East currently, the Saudis rightly have concluded that they are on their own.

We may indeed see a shooting war erupt between these two Muslim nations, with maybe even nukes involved, as we have seen proxy wars between the two sects for some time now in Syria, and more recently in Yemen and Iraq.

But how will all of this turmoil affect us?  If we all remember, we had a reliable ally in the region 36 years ago in Tehran under the Shah Riza Pahlavi's rule.  He was an unsavory ally to be sure, and his excesses and disregard for his people are for sure the stuff of legend.  But he was an ally, who sided with the U.S. on virtually every issue within the region.

Enter Jimmy Carter, who unilaterally decided that we could live without the Shah, and threw him under the bus. With the Shah rendered toothless by the U.S., the madmen mullahs under the leadership of the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini promptly deposed the Shah, stormed our embassy, kept our diplomats hostage for well over a year, and established the most disruptive and evil force in the region for the next half century or so.  Well done, Jimmy.

With the potential fall of the House of Saud should the agents of Tehran prevail in this latest kerfuffle, we can expect that whoever fills the vacuum after the Saudis vacate their palaces in Riyad will most definitely not be friendly to U.S. interests.  I can't say that I will feel sorry for these rotten potentates spawned from ol' Ib'n Saud's loins, not really.  They deserve every bad thing that happens to them, and more.  

But like Iran in 1979, we should perhaps learn from history: it's preferable to deal with the devil you know, than with the devil you don't know.


Sunday, January 3, 2016

Why on earth do people build homes in flood plains?

Every winter and every spring, after each and every large snowfall or storm, we see those cameras panning mile upon square mile of flooded terrain.

And every year at these times, we watch the governors of these flooded states clamor for a microphone and a camera to issue a declaration of a disaster area.  In this way, the federal government will send floods of U.S. taxpayer dollars to them, so that they can pass out relief funds to those unfortunate souls stricken so severely in their time of need, as tears flow from their red eyes nearly as much as the river that caused these tears.

In Illinois in particular (my temporary state of residence, I have vowed not to die here), the floods along the Mississippi happen virtually every year.  My first year in this area was 1993, and they tell me that the flooding that year was a 'one in 500 year event.' Now, only 23 years later, I am being told that this flood is a 'one in 500 year event.'

If this pattern holds up, we will be hearing in a few years about yet another 'one in 500 year event,' as those poor wretches along the Mississippi are standing hip deep in water in their living rooms.

I can't understand why people who build their homes in flood plains are upset when floods happen (in flood plains).  They truly seem puzzled that their homes are suddenly full of water....again.  I am guessing that the costs of this real estate are dirt cheap.  And that it pays off in the long run to simply rebuild every 10 years or so when the river comes along and sweeps their belongings away.

Do not under any circumstances, however, expect even a tiny bit of sympathy from me for these fools.  They are on the TV each and every year, tears running down their cheeks after their homes are destroyed by a flooding river.  I am not buying it anymore.  These tears are probably just part of their long term plans: build in flood plains on the cheap, get flooded out, and then stick your hand out as tears run down your face so that the governor can lay some money on you.  I am not falling for that anymore.  

News to people who build their homes in flood plains (namely along the Mississippi): your home will be flooded, either this year, or next year, or perhaps in 10 years.  But it WILL flood.  That's why they call the flood plain you built your home in a flood plain. IT FLOODS.

If you don't want to get your home flooded, don't build in flood plains.

Duh.

Sunday, December 27, 2015

A letter to all of you moochers

You know who you are. As much as 50% of working age and retired U.S. citizens are moochers, in addition to untold millions of illegal aliens. Since you know who you are, I am talking to you, dead beats.


Yes you, who expect for some unknown reason that other people should pay for your health care when you casually walk into the emergency room with a runny nose, and suck up the system's time and energy, and then walk out without paying a dime. Or worse yet, when you carry no medical insurance, and develop an existing condition, then expect someone else to treat you at no cost to you whatsoever? 

The latest socialist crap to come down the pike (Obama Care) mandates that insurance companies issue you a policy despite your existing condition. This is not insurance, it's welfare, and you are the recipient. Or, in other words, free loading off of the rest of us.
You, who are here illegally and send your illegal kids to public schools, towards which you have contributed nothing, and suck up other public goodies towards which you gave squat.

And what about you old mooching geezers, who suck up all kinds of medicine and pay precious little for it, if anything, simply because you are old and the government gives you a Medicare card, or even worse, a Medicaid card. And you loudly bitch and whine about your lousy, feeble little co-pay when it occurs.

And speaking of mooching old geezers, I am speaking of parasites like you who cash your lucrative, opulent social security check each and every month, and yet you know in your heart of hearts that you never, ever contributed anything close to what you have taken out, and what you expect to take out for the undetermined future. And be honest (if that is even possible), you are not even close in your lifetime contributions to what you are cashing and expect to cash.

What is life like for you, you parasites? Don't you ever wonder where this money comes from to support you in your cozy, comfy lifestyle which you don't pay for? Do you think that the Money Fairy just flies in to Washington D.C., or your state or county capital and dumps truckloads of cash into the treasury which supports your slovenly lifestyle? Do you even care where the money comes from? Probably not.

And if you don't care, that makes you one of two things: 1) stupid, or 2) evil. Which do you prefer? It is an amoral being who consciously takes from others without giving back any effort for what they take, and that would be defined as evil. Or if you just don't bother to think that your lifestyle is supported by others, then you are just a garden variety idiot. Which is it, mooch?

And you biggest moochers of all: public employee union retirees (this includes public school teachers, firemen, police, librarians, utility companies, and on and on and on and on...): you gutless parasites retire at age 50 or 55, and live the life of Reilly on the public dime for the rest of your free loading life, while the municipality that you used to work at gets the bill for your pension each month, in addition to having to replace your dead beat body with another younger working mooch to back fill what you should be doing until age 65, if there were justice in the world. 

Do you really think you earned your pension? Not even close, you slacking dead beats. You are killing our society, and you don't even care.  

The country would be better off without you. You know that, don't you?

(This post is a re-print from about 5 years ago, I just thought I would run it again, apparently nobody seems to get any of this)