Monday, May 31, 2010

Obama joke of the week

Cletus went to the neurosurgeon to have his brain checked out, since it didn't seem to work right. He told the neurosurgeon, 'Doc, I just cain't seem to thank ('think') right, kin you hep me?'
The neurosurgeon, after thoroughly examining Cletus said, 'yes, just as I suspected, Cletus. You need a new brain. I can schedule you for a brain transplant next week. All you need to do is choose which kind of brains you want to use to replace your rotten brains.'
Cletus, somewhat stunned at the prognosis, asked 'whaddaya mean, what kind o' brains? Is they more than one kind?'
The neurosurgeon patiently explained, 'yes, Cletus. If you want to use the brains of people who voted for George W. Bush, those go for $1,000.00 per ounce. If you wanted to use the brains of people who voted for John McCain, those brains are $2,000.00 per ounce. And Obama voter brains, those are $1,000,000.00 (1 million) per ounce.'
Cletus gasped: 'A million bucks, for an ounce of Obama voter brains, why so much, Doc?'
Again, the neurosurgeon patiently explained to a slow thinking Cletus, 'Obama voter brains are extremely expensive for a simple reason, Cletus. Do you realize how many Obama voters we would have to harvest to yield just a single ounce of brains?'
(rim shot inserted here.)


Christopher said...

Priceless (pun intended).

Please, to you and yours, have a memorable Memorial Day.

Linda said...

Yep, I liked this one!

Anonymous said...

That's a good one! Hadn't heard that one before...

Have a blessed Memorial Day!

The Conservative Lady said...

Good one.

TKZ said...

HAHAHA!!! I love it!! :o)

The_Kid said...

Good One Fredd !

I wrote a comment to a liberal on a stock message board once that suggested he go to France to get a new brain. The procedure is roughly that you go into a cow pasture, hold your head so that your ears are parallel to the ground, and have a friend toss a cow pie in the air and hope it lands into one of your ears.

It was a more lengthy process but this gives the idea.

Fredd said...

Oooh, Kid:

Writing to liberals: not good. They don't hear you. They don't care what you think, as long as your money continues to flow into their liberal coffers.

Don't write or respond to liberals. Lesson learned. It's a waste of time. We simply need to defeat them.

With authority.

The_Kid said...

Fredd. It was a while ago. :)