Of course it's not ransom, you idiots. It's, uh, er,...well, it's not ransom. Next question, please....
My first knee jerk caption to my cartoon above would be something to the effect:
Obama: 'Where do you want the ransom, boss?'
Khamenei: 'You evil infidel, just put it over there with the rest.'
Or perhaps a better one:
Obama: 'Are we friends now?'
Khamenei: 'No. Death to America. Now get out.'