Friday, November 23, 2012

Like father, like son...Jesse Jackson Jr is a reprobate

Nobody except dumb ol' Fredd remembers that the Reverend Jesse Jackson was embroiled several years ago in a scandal in which he was outed as the father of an illegitimate child, and labored to conceal this affair with hush money.  This effort of course failed, as all blackmail schemes wind up, and the formerly esteemed Reverend Jesse Jackson had egg on his face, for maybe five or ten minutes in liberal circles.

Let an hour or two pass, and the Good Reverend Jesse Jackson was back in good graces with all things liberal, went off to secure the release of a hostage or two around the world from the grips of thug regimes, and everything was good.  We all love Big Jesse bunches.  And of course always will, even though he is a reprobate of the First Order.

And we all know that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.  Now little Jesse Jackson Jr, Big Jesse's cherubic little bundle of joy, just a few days ago who was a sitting congressman in the U.S. House of Representatives, 2nd District of Illinois, 17 years in office, has some issues with girl friends who were not his useless Chicago alderman wife.  We all read about his funding of girl friend gifts (a $40K Rolex watch) with campaign donor money, attempting to buy a U.S. Senate seat vacated by Barack Hussein Obama with promises of $6 Million in campaign contributions to the disgraced and now imprisoned former Gov. Rod Blagojevich (D-Il), and perhaps a few more felonies here and there, and we now have the Mayo Clinic render little Jesse a medical condition that holds the good congressman harmless from any wrong doing, since he has now been deemed 'sick.'

This sick sack of garbage is no sicker than I am.  The only malady he suffers from is a lack of character, much like his sad sack of garbage father, Big Jesse.  Like Tiger Woods, whose affairs with women other than his wife were the stuff of legend, Jesse Jr. decides that with all of the swirling legal problems surrounding his reprobate activities, he will get the Mayo Clinic to declare him a sicko, and voila, presto chango he is no longer responsible for being a reprobate.

Worked for Tiger, why not Jesse Jr?

Too bad he had to resign his U.S. House of Representative seat, but that just comes with the territory of staying out of jail.

Stay tuned.  Jesse Jr's tainted resume is now the stuff of Senatorial or even Presidential aspirations.

Must be nice to have a liberal resume.  No matter how sordid, it always seems to work wonders for the reprobate's political career.

6 comments:

Reaganite Republican said...

Well sedd, Fredd

Joe said...

Calling Jesse Jackson, Jr. a reprobate is an insult to reprobates.

He does not begin to rise to that level.

Fredd said...

Joe:

He's sure to, uh, improve on his reprobate score, and in time will be comfortable with the title.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Would not change a word! Echoing RR - well said!

Kid said...

liberals, voting for someone who hasn't shown up for work in several months and don't even know if he's coming back.

That's their kind of guy though.

Fredd said...

Kid:

For folks like Little Jesse, they see him as putting just another day in at the office.

No biggie. The second congressional district of Illinois contains most of that South Chicago teeming with gangs, ho's, drugs and murder that make national mention almost daily.

Jesse's kind o' folk (he calls them 'constituents').